ghetto – the fetishist revealed

by Sharon Santoni


[blank]Ghetto has  an unsavoury characteristic that needs to be revealed.  You all think he is so cute, and funny and playful, but actually – as well as being a chicken assassin – he is also a fetishist.
yes, my friends,
Ghetto likes girls underwear …….
He covets lace lingerie, and in this house a girl has to be careful.
A door left ajar while in the shower, and a little black nose will soon peak through, about 12 ” from the ground.  This is called ‘reconnaissance’.  A quick glance towards the shower to make sure the enemy isn’t about to emerge, and he darts in, grabs the underwear and is gone!
Failing the carelessness of a girl taking a shower, he will resort to tipping over the laundry basket and choosing a favourite piece of lace.
If the front door is open he’ll dash down the garden, panties brandished proudly like some beribboned trophy, and if he can’t get outside he’ll retreat beneath a chair to gloat over his illegal possession in peace.
So far we have avoided any real embarrassment, but I dread the day when a guest to the cottage finds him burying my underwear among the roses …[blank]
oh, the trials of living with a Ghetto![blank]



Ms Lemon of Make Mine Lemon June 18, 2013 - 9:52 am

OMG, you made me laugh out loud. Do you suppose he is a reincarnation of some rascal since he has us all inthralled?

Babi June 18, 2013 - 11:02 am

Ghetto is my super hero!
I love your dog, both! My Strike is a fetishist too … foot worship!
Ghetto is so funny, this lovely nose is a chicken assassin … funny.
Bisou to Ghetto.

Made in Suisse June 18, 2013 - 12:14 pm

This made me laugh, every dog is a fetishist at heart I think…Alf is into socks!

Roxane June 18, 2013 - 2:55 pm

I can't stop laughing over this! Ghetto looks so innocent, who knew in his heart there lurked such an obsession? lol 😀

Karen L. Bates June 18, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Too funny! I was staying with family and some friends at a house on the ocean, several years back. When I got up in the morning, I found my underwear in the hall outside my bedroom. The culprit?? A friend's dachshund! That was the first I had heard of the fetish for undies! 🙂

andiamo! June 18, 2013 - 3:00 pm

My lab Guinness also has the same fetish, but he also included socks in his thievery. He is 12 now and not as sneaky as he once was– I must admit I do miss" some " of his antics.

Mumbai June 18, 2013 - 3:47 pm

Apart from his name, which I find very witty, He is a man… sooo cute

Kellie from Indiana June 18, 2013 - 3:47 pm

Hope he doesnt ramp up his behaviour to peeping! 🙂

PURA VIDA June 18, 2013 - 3:56 pm

what a precious soul!

Lorrie June 18, 2013 - 4:57 pm

Laughing with you. Oh, that Ghetto! Such a naughty dog.

Catherine June 18, 2013 - 5:20 pm

What a character! Boys will be boys I suppose.

I Dream Of June 18, 2013 - 5:20 pm

Sharon, I am laughing so hard. We had a wire hair fox named Mandy who shared Ghetto's fetish! Several pairs of my undies were lost. Do you think it runs in the breed? I thought Mandy was the only crazy dog with such a naughty habit. Never a dull moment with Ghetto running around! XO

Susan T June 18, 2013 - 6:11 pm

I bet you wouldn't want him any other way. He is simply gorgeous.

Elena June 18, 2013 - 6:17 pm

Ghetto is so handsome! That first picture is too cute and the second is too funny, lol!

Katherine June 18, 2013 - 7:59 pm

He is such a little character and the source of so much fun in your home. He looks so innocent with that cute little face.

manuela carvalho June 18, 2013 - 8:01 pm

Muito engraçado!

Kim @ Savvy Southern Style June 19, 2013 - 1:29 am

So funny!!!

zanetastyle June 19, 2013 - 1:38 am

He probably was a ladies man in his previous life and all he has left is beautiful French lace undergarments ((:
Hugs z

Margaret June 19, 2013 - 1:50 am

How funny, I had a terrier/poodle cross with a similar fetish. He once swallowed a pair of my pantyhose (back in the 80s)and I didn't even know until it decided to make its way out at the beach, how embarrassing. I had to step on the end so it could successfully make its exit (yuk – probably too much information). So you can probably think yourself fortunate with Ghetto's relatively innocent habit, just make sure it doesn't develop any further.

Noelle June 19, 2013 - 5:20 am

At least it's not your jewelry! Hey, maybe someone in the house "taught" him the trick. haha. Funny little guy!

Debbie June 19, 2013 - 6:58 am

Such a cheeky devil. The knicker bandit. Keep your gate closed or he might run down the road. That would be so embarrassing having to chase him to get your undies back. Good luck with training him not to do that.

Pat's Addition June 19, 2013 - 7:01 am

Pure personality. LOL at all his antics.

Colleen Taylor June 19, 2013 - 7:05 am

Ghetto is the only one who could get away with this cute fetish anywhere! xo

martinealison June 19, 2013 - 7:12 am


J'en connais un à la maison qui ferait la paire avec Ghetto ! Icarus, mon bébé dalmatien semble avoir ce même penchant !
Gros bisous

peggy braswell June 19, 2013 - 4:47 pm

Ghetto is living up to his name. Barkley is a licker-he likes to lick any part of your body, I am sure he would love to get some undies, doggies, can't do without them!

Jeanne C. Holbrook June 19, 2013 - 6:49 pm

I love Ghetto

Anonymous June 19, 2013 - 7:04 pm

No matter what trouble that little rascal gets into, you can not get mad with a cute little innocent face like that! I heart me some Ghetto!

Pat F.
Las Vegas, NV

Leslie in Portland, Oregon June 19, 2013 - 10:22 pm

Reading your chicken assassin story reminded me of when, growing up, my brother and I kept bantam chickens that were allowed to roam our one-acre garden when we were outside. At the time, there were no leash laws in our city, so dogs living in the neighborhood visited our garden frequently. Our miniature poodle and cat became the chickens' staunchest defenders. After awhile, we were able to teach every neighborhood dog not to attack our chickens except for the terriers and one Chow Chow. Our vet told us that attempts to train those breeds not to attack chickens were like trying to train a retriever not to retrieve. After seeing a terrier kill one of my beloved hens, it took me a long time to learn to love terriers, but Ghetto has completed that process. He is adorable, and Gibson is his loyal sibling. Keep their stories coming! Leslie

marsha cannon June 20, 2013 - 1:18 am

Oh my goodness, our jack russell is also an underwear girl – my daughter cannot turn her back or the panties are history!!!

Anonymous June 20, 2013 - 11:59 am

I told this to friends, they think it would make a great letter to playboy. One had an idea, take a stuffed animal, and a pair of discrete undies, and wrap them around the little stuffed bear and sew them on so it looks just like material and not the item that it really is. Maybe that would so the trick and allow him to have his FIX. personally, with all the antics of ghetto, I would seriously consider writing a picture book. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GHETTO, THE ANTICS OF GHETTO, OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, OH, THAT GHETTO. I smell a Pulitzer …..

Karen (Back Road Journal) June 20, 2013 - 3:01 pm

Nothing surprises me with that naughty little rascal. 🙂

Anonymous June 24, 2013 - 4:56 pm

Our family poodle used to do the same thing with one difference. He would sit in the bay window with his prize so that all the neighbors walking by or glancing at the front of our home would see underwear. So embarrassing in my teenage years.



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